The Darkside of Craigslist for Exotic Maids!

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By ecomama

A Horrific Day on the Job! Yikes!

The Darkside of Home Cleaning Services(satire)

Every day I am working in small little ways to get the word out about my tiny little business! I blog, sign up on networking sites, social sites, photo sites even Craigslist. Craiglist has actually been a pretty good source of new business. Unfortunatly the paranoid side of myself comes out when I get a lead from a Craigslist post. Especially after all the media hype! Now of course I am not offering Exotic houscleaning services. Dear God could you imagine! "Let me massage your shower tile and rub down your walls!" ohh yeah dirt, dirt, dirt! Yikes! Most of my clients are professionals, busy housewives and lazy folks. Only once did I have to confirm the phycological welbeing of a potential client and that was only because I had just watched an intense episode of Forensic Files the night before! No my job is pretty benign.

If I wanted to however, I could venture more into the darkside of the housekeepingbusiness. My business partner and I did discuss adding Crime Scene/Post Mortum clean-up to our repitoire! Then we decided just to go watch the movie Sunshine Cleaning have a few drinks and call it a night! My job is disgusting enough! I do not need to add carnage to the mix!

I have added a new service recently that is more about saving lives then cleaning up after a life ends. I am now offering Eco-Consulting for folks who want to live Green but do not know where to start. That website can be found here and you can have your own local eco-consultant help you too! So hopefully business will pick up. I will be spending the rest of my afternoon creating profiles for other networking sites, signing up for booths at local festivals and trade shows and if you need your house cleaned get a hold of me! As long as your just dirty but not physcotic, I can help! Cheers! Ecomama

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lovezan profile image

lovezan 3 years ago

How is business today

Great insight~~~!!!

bwaltman profile image

bwaltman 22 months ago

Okay, this is really funny!

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